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Year: 2012
Director: RZA
Cast: Russell Crowe, Lucy Liu, Rick Yune, Bryon Mann
Country of Origin: U.S.
Rating: R
Time: 96 mins

The Man with the Iron Fists is a deliciously bad homage to the martial art films of Bruce Lee and others whom RZA watched and idolized while growing up. After he collaborated with Quentin Tarantino on the Kill Bill soundtrack, they discussed their passion and love for martial arts films. And with Tarantino's guidance, it is no surprise that RZA is finally making his directorial and leading man debut. Although The Man with the Iron Fists is a rehashed and remixed version of the original martial art films, it is no less an exhilaratingly guilty pleasure that will guarantee some amusement.

RZA stars along Russell Crowe, Lucy Liu, and Rick Yune as the local Blacksmith in nineteenth century China, who is forced to make weapons for the opposing clans lead by Silver Lion (Bryon Mann). He complies to make the weapons knowing that the payoff will allow him and his lover, Lady Silk, (Jamie Chung) a prostitute of the Pink Blossom Brothel owned by Madam Blossom (Lucy Liu), to run away from the dangerously burdened place. But they are thwarted when they encounter a wounded Zen Yi aka X-Blade (Rick Yune)  who is trying to avenge his father's death by killing Silver Lion. Russell Crowe has his share of bloody fun as the British emissary, Jack Knife. 

The real pleasure is watching Lucy Liu and Bryon Man capture and vitalize the story every scene they are in. Working with the cliche of old kung-fu of asian women in brothels, Liu embraces her role as the supreme mother hen of her prostituing chicks in her eye-blinding embellished robe and bejeweled head piece every step of the way. Although it is sickening to see the reinstatement of the old stereotypical roles for asian women, RZA decided to add a twist to these fair skinned ladies that make it worth the $12.50 admissions ticket. Their fight scenes were one of the most entertaining and intoxicatingly charged scenes out of the entire film especially with Liu and her knife rimmed fan (what a lady!). And then there is Bryon Mann as the embarrassingly self-assured and comical buffoon Silver Lion. At first, I shielded my eyes ashamed as soon as I saw him as nothing more than a confirmation that there is a serious lack of good Asian actors but as it progressed, that belief slowly shed away to reveal that his behavior was merely part of his "act!" With his head raised high with his cocky stance, Mann was outrageously humorous that makes you feel mortified that you didn't know about him sooner (besides being in 1994's Street Fighter)! 

At the end of the film, you realize that The Man with the Iron Fist is like that favorite meal you've been clawing for and even though it is a little too salty and barely ripe, you savor every lasting bite because you don't know when you're going to have it again. How will we get our martial art fix ever again without revisiting tattered VHS' of Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? A poorly formulated homage is better that no homage at all. At least they revisit the classic recipe in banal vision of sixteenth century China with the clansman, brothels, and warriors. But with RZA's own modern hip-hop soundtrack streaming in the background, adds an additional off-beat and inconsistent tone to the underdeveloped story. The concepts of The Man with the Iron Fist is well thought out and brilliant but it's execution is concocted with unrefined action shots, minimal fight scenes (to my standards), and partially cooked story lines. But it's ok RZA, at least you still have music. C+


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Go On (NBC)

It's that time again! Fall TV season means new shows, new faces, and hopefully better story lines. Out of the many series that are premiering this fall, I have the most hope for at least three shows. Go On stars Matthew Perry as a Ryan King, a sportscaster coping with the loss of his wife. The show might stumble and struggle to keep people interested (maybe) but I'm excited to see what it has to offer. And I'm definitely expecting some old FRIENDS to stop by. If you know what I mean. It is premiering tonight at 9/8c tonight! 


Elementary (CBS)

The Mindy Project (FOX)

And then there is Elementary (CBS) and The Mindy Project (FOX). What do these two new fall shows have in common. FUCKING ASS-KICKING ETHNIC WOMEN! I've been waiting for Lucy Liu to make a comeback and not just in Southland but in a show all of her own. Of course she will be sharing the screen with Jonny Lee Miller (Dark Shadows, Trainspotting) as Dr. Joan Watson and Sherlock Holmes, respectively. And considering the main character is named Sherlock Holmes, I think we should all know by now what this show is going to entail. ( I HOPE) The mystery solving begins on September 27 10/9c. 

And then there is The Office veteran Mindy Kaling,who at just age of 24 was the first female writer for the mockumentary show. I've also been meaning to read her book "Is Everyone Hanging Out without Me?" which sounds fantastic! Who ever thought that a women of Asian/Middle Eastern descent would be headlining her own show in the year 2012! Surely, it sounds plausible (with the exception of Margaret Cho's All American Girl) but "shockingly", it hasn't happened till today. And I would want no one to lead this revolutionary move than Mindy. After the show was rejected by NBC (bastards!), FOX knew better and quickly snatched it up. Who wouldn't with The Mindy Project being produced by none other than B.J. Novak. Especially with Ed Helms appearing as a love interest in the pilot, it's fucking gold! The show premieres on September 25 9:30/8:30c on FOX! 

Naturally, I'm also going to keep up with my other shows such as How I Met Your Mother (CBS, Sept 24, 8/7c), Community (NBC, Oct 19, 8:30/9:30c), Bob's Burgers (FOX, Sept 30,  8:30/9:30c) and The Simpsons. Although, I haven't been keeping up with The Simpsons, when I read in Entertainment Weekly that Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Zooey Deschanel, Sarah Michelle Geller, and Sarah Silverman was going to be in the season 24 premiere as Bart's old girlfriends, I almost choked on my chocolate cookie and fainted. If that kind of news wasn't shocking enough, Steve Carell, Justin Bieber, Edward Norton are also being featured throughout the season. Talk about a STACKED cast! I can't wait! I feel like the luckiest girl in the world! IM BLESSED, THANK YOU TV GODS!
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